In His Own Words
About him
I’m the sort of person who, whenever things are getting awkward on messaging, will insist that we talk on the phone rather than txt. I think a lot of things can be sorted by listening and talking to people and it seems to lead to a more contented life. Apart from that, I’m just an average man/guy/bloke/codger.
Though I am practical and can; mend washing machines, valve radios, can change pads and discs, some white goods ( depending on how well they were built, some toasters have elements that are unobtainable) and they even let me bring my hammer and chisels to a local repair café.
I prefer honesty to money, in fact I prefer most things to money, though it does come in handy when buying food and treats, so I try to keep enough for those..
If we started dating, I would hope you would be keen to meet my friends. I’m not a hermit.
I suppose I could write more, but by far the easiest is mssg and if a scintilla of interest, onto the phone.
Good grief, we are all in our sixties, a meteorite might make its way through the atmosphere any minute, we’ve dodged them for so long, there must be one along soon.
No time like the present, Ask the dinosaurs.
Let’s make Hay.
Oh yes, I love doing things, seeing things hearing things…. often people....
......and all the other usual things that go into a profile. Sunset walks along a candle lit beach in front of a log fire with red wine on the television and a glass of Netflix etc.etc.
About his ideal match
The usual things, such as integrity, honesty, kindness, sensitivity, sensuality and a sense of humour. A sense of fun and an enjoyment of people are also crucial. A delight in life. The preparedness to be chased around the garden or to sit at the kitchen table and construct erotic suggestions with alphabetti spaghetti. There is no other reason for opening a tin of it.
I'd derive my greatest pleasure from making you smile, broadly. Possibly because you've just eaten my food, or because you're amused by some puckish remark I've just made. Maybe you'd smile when I fit new bearings to your washing machine (that's not a euphemism) or surprise you with an unexpected gift from Poundland.
I'd like it if you had a sense of adventure and excitement for the new. An ability to understand that different is not necessarily a problem or that normal should not always be the desired objective. A contentment with who you are and an appreciation that on the whole, we are very, very lucky. A passion of some kind, whether it be for your work, or your pastime and a desire to see new places and try new food.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Birmingham, West Midlands, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
68 | |
Star sign: |
Ask me later | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Grey | |
Relationship Status: |
Separated | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
E-cigarette User | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Spanish | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district B13 (Birmingham) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
59 - 70 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 2" (189cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Starving artist; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Happy; Loyal; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Favourite colour: |
Other |
Hair style: |
Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Average |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Business; Fiction; History; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I prefer listening to the radio |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Educational; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Interests: |
Acting; Auto repair; Cooking; Gardening; Music; Photography; Politics; Voluntary work |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I'll bring them on our first date |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Turn-offs: |
Power; Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
I'm non-practising |
Dream home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Left of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Living in the country |
Feelings about using LoveArts.com: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |