In His Own Words
About him
Let's be frank here. I honestly don't know a good reason for you to get to know me... I have a dog that some people find cute, though. So there's that...
I'm a moderately successful working filmmaker in Austin, TX. You can likely find my directorial skeletons littered over such crap sites as Hulu and Amazon. Gross. I can get you into SXSW events for free. I also teach film production & writing at essentially every accredited university within a 50-mile radius. Sad, but true.
As is plainly evident from the ribald tale above, I formerly worked in live comedy and still occasionally in TV comedy.
I am an avid reader. And avidly participate in sports avoidance. My tastes run the gamut. Lately, I've been stuck down the twin rabbit holes of 1960's Soviet literary sci-fi and Borscht Belt comedy. Or, as I call 'em, "peanut butter & chocolate." So... slow down ladies! The line starts over here and continues around the block.
Oh, and I will gladly/eagerly scold any ruffians for talking/noisily eating during a movie, so you don't have to! That's my money-back guarantee!
About his ideal match
Dear lord. I don't know. You like annoying dorks and/or you are an annoying dork. You don't have a problem laughing at children when they cry. In fact, ideally, it's one of your greatest joys.
Honestly don't have much of an agenda. Just looking to get out more. I've turned into a wicked little cave goblin (as we all have) over the past coupla years. Thought it might be nice to find someone fun to get out and do things with, so I don't get caught embarrassingly talking to my dog like he's my roommate (again).
I've dated artists and non-artists. I don't find I have a strong preference either way. I think it would be fun to riff off someone with a creative mind. Always a great source of inspiration. Now I'm gonna stop writing because that was some grade-A moldy cheese!
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About him
Country of origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Austin (Central), Texas | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
41 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Blue-Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Ask me later | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Ask me later | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
Other | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
Russian | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Austin; Dallas; San Marcos (Texas) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
25 - 50 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Light Brown; Dark Brown; Red; Black; Changes Often; Other | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; It's Complicated | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing; Hospitality / Events / Food / Catering; Science / Engineering / Research; Advertising / PR; Media | ||
Income: |
Starving artist; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Irreverent |
Intelligence: |
Highbrow |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Personality traits: |
Ambitious; Easygoing; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Shy; Thoughtful |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Honesty; Humour; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms) |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
A tattoo or two |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery |
Music preferences: |
Classical; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
Movie frequency: |
It's a weekly ritual |
Movie preferences: |
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Westerns |
Interests: |
Acting; Board games; Card games; Meditation; Music; Photography; Politics; Reading; The arts; Writing books |
Performing Arts: |
Classical theatre; Comedy; Contemporary theatre; Fringe |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Walking; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Greek; Indian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I DO have a bed at work! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Reading a book |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Feelings about using LoveArts.com: |
Curious |




