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About him
My name is Mark and I am an artist, writer, pet time actor, property manager and insurance agent; not all at once for that would be a quantum mechanical nightmare. I have an art studio in Portland Oregon where I love to paint portraits, paint scenarios from sketchy memories and draw conclusions about the Dead Kennedys. I enjoy waxing poetics and then watching the wax melt. I also like putting lampshades on luminaries, digging up old dignitaries, getting secrets from secretaries and giving tributes to... I am looking for a carbon based symmetrical woman with all of her teeth and a nice smile. She should enjoy laughing since I write humor. Humor impaired women need not apply. I know you're out there somewhere. I'll keep the lampshade on the luminary in the window.
About his ideal match
She is carbon based with all of her teeth and a nice smile! HWP and symmetry are very important to me.. If we get into a deep and serious relationship and it turns out you had 3 nostrils instead of two and then Had one surgically removed without telling me, that would be devastating to our relationship
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About him
Country of origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Portland, Oregon | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
60 | |
Star sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Ask me later | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Other | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
English; Danish; Russian | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Portland (Oregon) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
35 - 52 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Danish; Russian | ||
Religion: |
Any |
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- Non-negotiable
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