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crypticthecat

43 – Kensington & Chelsea, London, England

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crypticthecat

43 – Kensington & Chelsea, London, England

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Online: 20 August 2024

Modified: 20 August 2024

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In His Own Words

About him

this should be at least 20 words long sure but I'm sure I could just turn the question back upon the form and ask "why">?

I am literally *the most undateable and undated man in England* .

There is evidence, and leads, holes, leaks, and scandals right up the boothby and the X files. I am so secret I don't even know who I am, butterfly is T MINUS...

About his ideal match

Supposed to describe an ideal match, but seriously 20 or even 200 words is a pretty tough brief to describe something as trivial as a plastic lighter or a door key let alone a woman.

What His Friends Say

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Kensington & Chelsea, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
43
Star sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Science / Engineering / Research
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Buddhist / Taoist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district W11 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
19 - 45
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 2" (189cm)
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
Opportunity
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite colour:
Other
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Long
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial hair:
I have a full beard
Body hair:
Smooth
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
Other
Politics:
Green
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely