About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Bath, Somerset, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
75 | |
Star sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
5' 8" (173cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Separated | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district BA1 (Bath) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
50 - 75 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About him
An Irredeemably politically incorrect, grumpy, handsome, aging (in fact aged), charming, old boulevardier. Seeks partner in crime, with a pulse, who also does not intend to go gentle into that good night, to cause trouble with....
A sort of Victor Meldrew on speed in search of a sort of literate, matured, Molly Bloom.
Absolutely no interest whatsoever in families, dogs (except working greyhounds), horses (ecxcept race horses) gardens, holding hands on beaches, strapping bits of wood to your feet and falling over a lot in the snow and ice, running about in shorts and .....worst of all.....cycling (mainly on the pavement the wrong way up one way streets, wearing daft hats)
Passionate about : passion, music (real music.... jazz), France, Spain, art , wine, food, burlesque, ff nylons and heels, books, theatre, ...
...I could go on (and on) but (if you are still here) you get the idea....(if you ARE still here are you mad?).
About his ideal match
I'm looking for a partner in crime.
Someone to sit enraptured with at The R O H as La Traviata unfolds.
Someone feminist, yet still feminine, Someone not to get out bed for a whole day full of fun and games with, then eat fish and chips with a bottle of champagne with…….
In fact someone not to go gentle into that good night with.
Someone within striking distance of the M4 corridor.
A Joanna Lamond Lumley lookalike with a big smile (or .... at a push .....Patsy.... or Edwina (or even Edwina's mum).... who would read me Molly Blooms' languorous internal monologue whilst we were lying on a secluded Spanish beach (I know just the place) sipping chilled white Rioja, nibbling sardines.......talking about life, the universe and everyhing.
It is highly unlikely that anyone believing that Boris Johnson has any redeeming feature at all and is anything more than a waste of skin... or that leaving the European Union was anything more than the greatest distaster to overtake this country since the birth of Margeret Thatcher, would find me a suitable partner (even if no criminal activity was envisaged)
...That should weed out most of the Daily Teleragph subscribers and deter 'Strictly' enthusiasts..... so it leaves just you and I my dear..... please contact me soon, as you can see from this....the 'lockdown' is finally getting to me.
What His Friends Say
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More about him
Sense of humour: |
Irreverent |
Intelligence: |
Street Smart |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Smart (It's all about quality) |
Favourite clothing: |
My Armani suit / My Versace dress |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Medium; Curly |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Instrumental; Jazz; Opera |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Business; Crime; Fiction; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV habits: |
I rarely watch television |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Board games; Business news; Internet; Music; Painting; Photography; Politics; Reading; Sculpting; The arts; Writing books; Writing poetry |
Performing Arts: |
Ballet; Burlesque; Cabaret; Classical theatre; Comedy; Musical theatre; Opera |
Sport involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Chess; Snooker; Swimming; Walking |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Italian |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at work: |
I DO have a bed at work! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Visiting a museum or gallery |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Power |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Feelings about using LoveArts.com: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction! |
