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NotReallyBradPitt

37 – Austin, Texas

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NotReallyBradPitt

37 – Austin, Texas

The only reason I'm not president is because that job has the highest death rate of 9%.

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In His Own Words

About him

I'm not big on taking pictures of myself but the pictures I do have here are pretty representative of myself and my build. The only difference is I regularly wear glasses now, wearing contacts only when I exercise or go to crowded events like concerts.

I'm all about pure honesty, so feel free to tell me exactly what you think. If my pants make me look fat, I'd rather you inform me than me unknowingly walking around in fat pants.

I can be a bit of a geek in many aspects. Case in point: I enjoy random science facts like @SciencePorn

I see this a lot: "Must be a dog lover," which certainly applies to me, but what about "Must be dog-loved"? Dogs love the **** out of me. Every time I see my sister's goldens, they whimper in sounds unheard of by the world. And my previous roommate's dog would always pee in joy on the floor when I pet her.

Research shows that dogs are the best judge of character. Clearly, I am an excellent character.

UPDATE: I'm slightly allergic to certain breeds (retrievers, as far as I can tell), but it doesn't prevent me from playing with them with my itchy itchy closing shut eyes.

House Ravenclaw - since this speaks to people more than Myers Briggs

About his ideal match

But don't bother if you voted Trump and aren't questioning your life decisions already. I'm forgiving enough of those who voted Trump and are regretting it, everyone makes (big) mistakes.

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About him

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Austin, Texas
Gender:
Male
Age:
37
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Black
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Asian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Chinese
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Texas
Gender:
Female
Age range:
22 - 35
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
Opportunity
Party behaviour:
A cruiser
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Honesty; Humour; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
A tattoo or two
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock
Reading:
I read books occasionally; I read magazines occasionally
Books:
Best-sellers; Business; Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Game shows; Movie Channels; News; Sci-Fi; Sport
Movie frequency:
It's a weekly ritual
Movie preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Meditation; Music; Painting; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; The arts
Performing Arts:
Comedy; Contemporary dance; Contemporary theatre; Musical theatre
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Basketball; Bowling; Camping; Dance; Darts; Football (Soccer); Hiking; Martial arts; Running; Softball; Stand Up Paddleboarding; Table Tennis; Tennis; Yoga
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none; Other
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Intelligence; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Never
Honesty:
Extremely