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AbstractPun

31 – Ipswich (Ravenswood), Suffolk, England

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Ipswich (Ravenswood), Suffolk, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
31
Star sign:
Aries
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Starving artist
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Europe
Gender:
Female
Age range:
18 - 48
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Slightly important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Some kind of absurd, affectionately evil primate/postmodern hippie, originally from Oop Norf.

A slave to curiosity, it's a constant struggle to keep my brain from falling out my open mind. I probably should have just had an aspirin instead of that D.I.Y. trephination.

I've lived abroad in a few places, but won't keep going on about it (we've all met one of 'those'). Tourism is fun, but exploring ideas and people is far more interesting, and ***** and giggles can be found anywhere if you know how to look.

I play the piano and a bit of guitar. I used to read a lot of inky dead trees, but now the internet keeps stealing my attention with its bleeps and flashing colours. Seasoned cinephile, also bit of an audiophile. Life without music would be a mistake. I suspect I'm a hipster too, I was drinking coffee way before it was cool. Probably why I kept burning my tongue.

I cook often, but only to devour it. My diet consists mostly of Thai, Chinese, Indian, Mexican and Italian people. Nowadays I eat fairly healthily and waste energy lifting heavy things in a futile attempt to live forever.

Likes: irony, pineapple, detail, garlic, emotional intelligence, bad ideas, serotonin, the flesh of the (not so) innocent, semantics, non-verbal communication, meat, introspection, Nietzsche, having eyelids, useless knowledge, the glorious 9th, being proved wrong, psychoanalysing your pets, sketching, minimalism, Baileys, ants, skeptics, brief habits, spouting existential jism, intuition, nostalgia, Caravaggio, cuddles, contradictions, crescendos, high thread-count sheets, 42(x10), buckets, relativity, your last Rolo, pretentious films, awful films, other INTPs, sorbet, in-jokes, deconstruction, a good ambiance, ambivalence, blind authenticity, and writing like a pretentious ****. I suppose 'adventures' are alright too.

Dislikes: restrictions, mushy peas, seeing others ashamed, the thought of all this ending, and that ****ing breeze in a running shower that makes the cold, clammy shower curtain feel the need to fondle me.

About his ideal match

If you have a beguiling brain, can use your emotions, or consider yourself arty, philosophical, scientific or just downright fascinating then get in touch.

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Highbrow
Ruled by:
Pleasure
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Easygoing; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Philosophical; Quiet; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Honesty; Humour; Self-control
Fashion sense:
Smart (It's all about quality)
Favourite clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite colour:
Red
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Long
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Hairy
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Instrumental; Jazz; Opera; Rock; World
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
History; Horror; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Independent
Interests:
Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Music; Painting; Photography; Politics; Reading; Sculpting; The arts; Woodwork; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Archery; Chess; Dance; Fencing; Hang- / Paragliding; Martial arts; Pool; Rowing; Running; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Squash; Swimming; Walking; Weight training; White water rafting; Wrestling; Yoga
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work only a few hours a week
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I live with them
Relationship Type:
I'm seeing several people
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Other
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely