In His Own Words
About him
Some kind of absurd, affectionately evil primate/postmodern hippie, originally from Oop Norf.
A slave to curiosity, it's a constant struggle to keep my brain from falling out my open mind. I probably should have just had an aspirin instead of that D.I.Y. trephination.
I've lived abroad in a few places, but won't keep going on about it (we've all met one of 'those'). Tourism is fun, but exploring ideas and people is far more interesting, and ***** and giggles can be found anywhere if you know how to look.
I play the piano and a bit of guitar. I used to read a lot of inky dead trees, but now the internet keeps stealing my attention with its bleeps and flashing colours. Seasoned cinephile, also bit of an audiophile. Life without music would be a mistake. I suspect I'm a hipster too, I was drinking coffee way before it was cool. Probably why I kept burning my tongue.
I cook often, but only to devour it. My diet consists mostly of Thai, Chinese, Indian, Mexican and Italian people. Nowadays I eat fairly healthily and waste energy lifting heavy things in a futile attempt to live forever.
Likes: irony, pineapple, detail, garlic, emotional intelligence, bad ideas, serotonin, the flesh of the (not so) innocent, semantics, non-verbal communication, meat, introspection, Nietzsche, having eyelids, useless knowledge, the glorious 9th, being proved wrong, psychoanalysing your pets, sketching, minimalism, Baileys, ants, skeptics, brief habits, spouting existential jism, intuition, nostalgia, Caravaggio, cuddles, contradictions, crescendos, high thread-count sheets, 42(x10), buckets, relativity, your last Rolo, pretentious films, awful films, other INTPs, sorbet, in-jokes, deconstruction, a good ambiance, ambivalence, blind authenticity, and writing like a pretentious ****. I suppose 'adventures' are alright too.
Dislikes: restrictions, mushy peas, seeing others ashamed, the thought of all this ending, and that ****ing breeze in a running shower that makes the cold, clammy shower curtain feel the need to fondle me.
About his ideal match
If you have a beguiling brain, can use your emotions, or consider yourself arty, philosophical, scientific or just downright fascinating then get in touch.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Ipswich (Ravenswood), Suffolk, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
37 | |
Star sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
It's Complicated | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Starving artist | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
18 - 48 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Slightly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Highbrow |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Confident; Easygoing; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Philosophical; Quiet; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Honesty; Humour; Self-control |
Fashion sense: |
Smart (It's all about quality) |
Favourite clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite colour: |
Red |
Hair style: |
Long |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body hair: |
Hairy |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Instrumental; Jazz; Opera; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
History; Horror; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I rarely watch television |
Movie frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie preferences: |
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Independent |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Music; Painting; Photography; Politics; Reading; Sculpting; The arts; Woodwork; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Archery; Chess; Dance; Fencing; Hang- / Paragliding; Martial arts; Pool; Rowing; Running; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Squash; Swimming; Walking; Weight training; White water rafting; Wrestling; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work only a few hours a week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I live with them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm seeing several people |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s); Other |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Religious attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Retirement plans: |
Finally writing that novel |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
