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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Portsmouth, Hampshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
61
Star sign:
Aquarius
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Stocky
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Blue
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district PO5 (Southsea)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
45 - 55
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Marital status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

The only one thing I know to be true about life is this : singing a verse and then the chorus of 'Waltzing Matilda' is the exact amount of time you need to cook a pancake on both sides at any altitude.

And I know my photo makes me look like Hannibal Lecters cousin...but you know the old proverb...ugly face,warm heart...okay...I just made that up...but I'd be very grateful!!
I would describe myself as a sociable introvert

I am a real man complete with my own idiosyncrasies looking for a real woman. I am willing to add value to your life, if you are willing to add it to mine.
Sometimes my knees work ;sometimes my ankles work;sometimes they all work together

I make a mean eggs royale
I have built houses with Jimmy Carter
I hate sushi altho I know how to make it...and will make it for you...if you really want...honestly
I have delivered babies
I like the sea...and the desert
I am a tantric massage master
i know how to iron...altho I have a lady "what does"
I dye my hair...sigh...I didnt mind the grey but I'm too young and vain for the white

I am a 'friend' of both the British Museum and the British Library
I write daily

PS
Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true.

About his ideal match

I love strong women...women who help me complete myself...

I like a woman who will not let me settle for mediocrity...a woman with whose love and friendship I can be bold and discover as yet undreamed off happiness

I like feminine woman...who wear skirts and smile unexpectedly

I like women who are happy with their body whatever shape or size society labels it

I love the sense of completeness that an intelligent, articulate, funny, warm, smart, and frankly pushy woman can add to my life.

Looking for someone who has a good sense of "who you are" and "what you stand for"....
...ideally you should be a professional person/self employed or an artist who is willing to pursue your dream to the exclusion of all else.... must care about abstract issues like truth and justice....must be willing to eat lemon meringue pie with me....must be able and willing to laugh.....must like shopping....must want to be with me here and now ...and it would help if your hair smelt of wild fruit...oh lordy lordy...

I would like someone who is interested in a variety of activities and interested in trying out new things without "blinkers" or stuck ideas of how life should be
Unconventional is ok so long as you are enjoying yourself and can show me new things that I would enjoy too!
Finally..I believe that its not enough to just be a consumer;you also have to contribute.

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Confident; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Thoughtful
Valued qualities:
Charity; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion sense:
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush)
Hair style:
Short
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Blue
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music preferences:
Classical
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology
TV programmes:
Action/Adventure; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; News
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Music; Photography; Politics; Reading; Shopping; The arts; Writing books
Performing Arts:
Ballet; Burlesque; Comedy; Contemporary dance
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV habits:
I watch television most days
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly
Likes & dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Dream home:
On a beach
Religious attendance:
Never
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using LoveArts.com:
Hopeful; Curious