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notamonkey

38 – Kensington & Chelsea, London, England

What would happen if you shaved a monkey and let him watch cartoons..

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
Australia
Location:
Kensington & Chelsea, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
38
Star sign:
Libra
Height:
6' 3" (191cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Hazel
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Ask me later
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 5 miles of postcode district W6 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
24 - 32
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I hate writing these things so I asked my friends to describe me. They said "go away and stop annoying us." So here is the best I could come up with.

Like everyone else on this site, I like to party but equally happy at home on the couch. (So all that really tells you is that I don't suffer from agoraphobia!) I'm very laid back (at least at the moment as I haven't worked out how to adjust this chair) and don't take most things in life too seriously. (Except for cats Aids. That's no laughing matter.)

More importantly I have excellent grammar, I'm fond of the spell check and never use text speak. I like words, I use too many of them often and I'm a big fan of brackets (as demonstrated above... oh and here too!) and have a compulsive habit of using too much punctuation!! Especially the ellipses... It's my favourite...

About his ideal match

I like creative sorts and those that enjoy the journey as much as the destination. People who are driven by money scare me (should they be on the road??!) Oh yes... I like bad jokes too.

In all honesty, I just want a supermodel with a sense of humour? Is that too much to ask?? Seriously! I'm pretty sure there is one hiding in here somewhere... I mean what sort of supermodel WOULDN'T want to find the love of her life online?!

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