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CrabalockerFishwife

39 – Merton, London, England

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CrabalockerFishwife

39 – Merton, London, England

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Updated: More than 6 months ago

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In Her Own Words

About her

I have seven books up on Kindle Direct, which have been bought by a thriving audience of half a dozen of my mum’s friends. Still gonna keep doing it, though.

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I’m fairly left-wing, and as for religious beliefs…. Well, I have some. Not very well-defined, but they’re there. I sometimes call it “the Church of ‘it’s probably a lot more complex than that’.”

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I originally started this profile with a quote from “The Gigantic Beard that was Evil,” but then decided that might come off as pretentious. (It was the poem from the start. It’s a cool poem.)

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I have two tattoos, but no piercings. Not even my ears. One of the tattoos is of the Jabberwock from “Through the Looking Glass.”

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When I’m an old woman, I want to be a Discworld witch.

About her ideal match

A guy with compassion and imagination. If he also happens to look a bit like David Tennant, that would not go amiss.

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Merton, London, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
39
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Changes Often
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Teaching / Education / Training
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district SW20 (London)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
38 - 47
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

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