In His Own Words
About him
people say i'm mad bad and dangerous to know and half man half biscuit sixty percent water forty percent primordial ooze
About his ideal match
The matches I made actually worked better than I expected: Every one I tried lit after just a few strikes, which is more than you can say about some commercial matches! But there's a delicate balance between easy-to-light and too-dangerous-to-have-around. I did not save any of the matches I made, disposing of all of them by lighting them. I would not want to have them around because I do not have confidence that they would not, some day somehow, catch fire spontaneously. There may be some odd reaction that occurs with the Elmer's glue, who knows, and I for one don't want to find out.
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Bournemouth, Dorset, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
58 | |
Star sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Consultancy / Design | |
Income: |
Starving artist | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Other |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district BH1 (Bournemouth) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
18 - 75 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
An exhibitionist |
Personality traits: |
Happy |
Valued qualities: |
Self-control |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite colour: |
Orange |
Hair style: |
Out of control |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Hairy |
Disabilities: |
I have a mental condition |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Classical; Electronic Dance Music; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Fantasy; History; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I don't have a television |
TV programmes: |
Sci-Fi |
Movie frequency: |
Never |
Movie preferences: |
Black & White / Silent; Cult Classics; Sci-Fi; Westerns |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Cooking; Music; Painting; Photography; Sculpting; Sewing; Woodwork; Writing books |
Performing Arts: |
Cabaret; Comedy; Site-specific performance |
Sport involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Cycling; Table Tennis |
Cooking: |
I have to cook |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I always cook at home |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Out of control |
Time at work: |
I should have a bed at work |
Pastimes of choice: |
Exercising |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family size: |
I'm an only child |
Family contact: |
I live with them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s); Fish |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness |
Work aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Politics: |
Labour |
Retirement plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Feelings about using LoveArts.com: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction! |