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Pygmalion1

61 – Hereford (Herefordshire), Herefordshire, England

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Hereford (Herefordshire), Herefordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
61
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
White
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
University
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district HR2 (Hereford)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
49 - 77
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Peruvian Dwarf with speech impediment, club foot, Tourettes and occasional bouts of narcolepsy seeks kind, patient, easily pleased partner to become ridiculously moony-eyed over.

And now somecliches, ones I'm told no self-respecting dating profile should be without, along with explanations as to their real meaning:

"I'm a glass half full sort of guy", though sometimes it's the bottom half that's empty, which is quite perplexing.

"I am comfortable in my own skin"; it's a Buffalo one I don whenever I invade U.S. state Capitol buildings.

"I enjoy laughing", sometimes having bouts of hysteria lasting several hours, triggered by nothing in particular, and which makes me sound rather like 'The Laughing Policeman.'.

"Here is a picture of my dog", which I have attached because, for some unaccountable reason, I think it will make you keen to go out with me...

"I would describe myself as stocky"; I am Fat

"I would describe myself as having a few extra pounds"; I am extremely fat

" I would describe myself as large": We will have to meet outside as I usually find it difficult to get through doors...

"Chemistry is very important"; I have my own laboratory...

"Likes gardening"; This, I'm very much afraid to say, means exactly what it says on the tin; hedge cutting, mulching, composting, weeding etc. will frequently dominate the conversation; try to imagine one of the layers of Dante's Hell being a never ending edition of 'Gardener's Question Time'.....

I should add that I am endebted to a lovely lady I met through this site recently, who wearily recounted many of the above tropes to me, telling me they effectively made up an identikit profile listing for the average male member on this site (who would want an average male member? I know I wouldn't ;-)[whoops; I've wandered into 'Round the Horne' territory now, which I'm sure is very politically incorrect these days; I'd better stop before I vanish up my own innuendo, so to speak])

There; that ought to picque someone's interest (I hope) :-)

About his ideal match

Someone with a saintly enough disposition to put up with me and who would enjoy being occasionally thrashed with a stick of celery :-) Women without smartphones seemingly irremovably welded to their palms would be particularly welcome :-)

On a more serious note, I'm not looking for somebody who shares my interests, or reflects them like some sort of mirror, I'm just looking for someone who respects them; for my part I would endeavour to do the same with someone else :-) Oh, and by the way, I'm not a eunuch; sorry about mentioning that, but I do somehow get the impression that many women on here would positively prefer it, just as long as I could engage in those perennial constants 'holidays abroad' and 'meals out' ;-)

If you've managed to read this far, do get in touch :-)

Love to you all :-) X

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Philosophical; Realistic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Favourite clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite colour:
Green
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Jazz
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers occasionally
Books:
History; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi
TV habits:
I prefer listening to the radio
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Sci-Fi
Movie frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie preferences:
Adult; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary
Interests:
Acting; Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Painting; Photography; Reading; The arts; Writing books; Writing poetry
Performing Arts:
Burlesque; Classical theatre; Comedy
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Snooker
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I don't have any family
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Dancing
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using LoveArts.com:
Hopeful
Honesty:
Very