Crush_Entity

41 – Chicago, Illinois, United States

Man of leisure seeks never ending back rub

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About him

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Chicago, Illinois, United States
Gender:
Male
Age:
41
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Red
Eye colour:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Chicago (Illinois, United States)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
25 - 40
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Spiritual, but not religious; Other
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I’m into prayer chains, pocket lint forts, pleather and failure. Past girl friends describe me as 6’2, 185 lbs and wearing nothing but a ski mask. Seemingly distraught and on PCP. That’s to police though. To others it might be a whole different ball game.

To relax, I like to bask in an oxygen chamber until the home owner discovers me and asks “Hey, how did you get in here?”

My likes are similar to those of most other humans. Food, sex, clothing shelter. Did I say sex?

I’m gonna double down here and list those as hobbies too just because if by some miracle we actually end up on a date, we’re gonna need small talk.

My outlook on life is you only get one so try not to spend it in prison.

About his ideal match

My ideal match likes to laugh but not at handicapped people or the disabled because that’s fucked up. She doesn’t take her self too seriously but that doesn’t mean she’s wearing a clown suit everywhere, unless it’s halloween. Then you still shouldn’t because clowns are creepy. She loves kids and is understanding that I used to be quite the hellion and am myself in fact probably a child in a mans body and that I’m a lover not a fighter.

Our relationship would work if shes cool with the fact that I have a weird sense of humor, lots of love to give. She’s not a smoker or rarely smokes. Maybe she used to do drugs but realizes now that they are no bueno. If she’s an artist or musician who appreciates good food and has an open mind and is confident in who she is, then maybe this is sounding too good to be true.

Activities we could hopefully share together: cooking, art, camping, reading, concerts, weird conversations, regular conversations, meditating, yoga, skateboarding, graffiti(?) movies and many more. Sky’s the limit!

Deal breakers are chain smoker, crack addiction, racism, voted for trump, judegmental, asking me to stop doing graffiti.

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