In His Own Words
About him
I’m into prayer chains, pocket lint forts, pleather and failure. Past girl friends describe me as 6’2, 185 lbs and wearing nothing but a ski mask. Seemingly distraught and on PCP. That’s to police though. To others it might be a whole different ball game.
To relax, I like to bask in an oxygen chamber until the home owner discovers me and asks “Hey, how did you get in here?”
My likes are similar to those of most other humans. Food, sex, clothing shelter. Did I say sex?
I’m gonna double down here and list those as hobbies too just because if by some miracle we actually end up on a date, we’re gonna need small talk.
My outlook on life is you only get one so try not to spend it in prison.
About his ideal match
My ideal match likes to laugh but not at handicapped people or the disabled because that’s fucked up. She doesn’t take her self too seriously but that doesn’t mean she’s wearing a clown suit everywhere, unless it’s halloween. Then you still shouldn’t because clowns are creepy. She loves kids and is understanding that I used to be quite the hellion and am myself in fact probably a child in a mans body and that I’m a lover not a fighter.
Our relationship would work if shes cool with the fact that I have a weird sense of humor, lots of love to give. She’s not a smoker or rarely smokes. Maybe she used to do drugs but realizes now that they are no bueno. If she’s an artist or musician who appreciates good food and has an open mind and is confident in who she is, then maybe this is sounding too good to be true.
Activities we could hopefully share together: cooking, art, camping, reading, concerts, weird conversations, regular conversations, meditating, yoga, skateboarding, graffiti(?) movies and many more. Sky’s the limit!
Deal breakers are chain smoker, crack addiction, racism, voted for trump, judegmental, asking me to stop doing graffiti.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Chicago, Illinois, United States | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
44 | |
Star sign: |
Taurus | |
Height: |
6' 2" (188cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Red | |
Eye colour: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
It's Complicated | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Never | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Chicago (Illinois, United States) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
25 - 40 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
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Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
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Want children: |
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Daily diet: |
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Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
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Occupation: |
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Income: |
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Ethnicity: |
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Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
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Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Spiritual, but not religious; Other |
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