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Modified: 21 January 2017

Online: 03 February 2017

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Camden (St Pancras), London, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
53
Star sign:
Capricorn
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Auburn
Eye colour:
Brown
Marital status:
Ask me later
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
Other
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Spanish
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district NW1 (London)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
35 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 6" (167cm) - 6' 6" (199cm)
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

So we're dancing around the kitchen making supper to 6Music and you turn to me and say:

Tell me the story of how we met again?

And I say: do I have to?

And you say: You most definitely do

Me: Ok ... well I'd been on the site about 3 months, seen a billion profiles, had countless phonecalls and a handful of buttock-clenching dates .. and I was just about to give up when I saw your face

You: What did it say to you?

Me: Oh you know, man of a certain age, utterly desperate, mountains of baggage

You: Frank takes a good picture doesn't he?

Me: But there was something behind your eyes

You: The glaucoma perhaps?

Me: No it was your scintillating soul ...

You: Who wrote first?

Me: I did. Very forward. Said you had amazing eyes would you believe... and that I was a half Spanish, wild-swimming lover of men in uniform

You: Pervert

Me: Firemen are the best

You: Yes, yes, and back to the story ...

Me: I had a thing about Routemaster buses

You: Oh Christ its all coming back

Me: So we met at Euston bus station

You: Very convenient for you I noticed ...

Me: And I took you on a bus ride

You: At night

Me: To the river

You: There was alcohol involved

Me: If you can count those Pimms in a can jobs

You: Yes but they did the job

Me: Of what exactly?

You: Making you tipsy after half a can

Me: I've always been a cheap date

You; Lightweight

Me: Anyway, we got the wrong bus

You: Ended up at Elephant & Castle

Me; Didn't matter really

You: We had such a brilliant time

Me: Plus another half can ...

You: You were like my best mate but with curves in all the right places

Me: And you were mine - but with a flat chest and stubble in all the wrong places

You: Lucky buggers aren't we?

Me: We are.

Any resemblance to living persons is entirely intentional

About her ideal match

No descriptions. No prescriptions. No requirements on the dotted line. Just be yourself. (but maybe take some clues from the above ....)

More about her

Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Green
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans