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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Southwark (London), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
33
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Brown
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Friends
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district SE5 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
18 - 30
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 5" (166cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Marital status:
Never Married
Have children:
No
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I've had a tumultuous love life...

I had my first romance at three. Of course we both knew nothing could come of it - she was my teacher, and a nun - but the sexual tension was intense.

At nine I had another affair with an older woman: she was eleven. Things got physical pretty fast - lots of hand-holding when nobody was looking - but she eventually got bored of me. I vividly remember being consumed with anguish.

My early teens were dominated by an infatuation with a girl called Kate. Amazingly, despite staring at her constantly, telling her I loved her at every opportunity, and composing several pretty decent songs in her honour, I completely failed to get off with her. Strange.

At seventeen I finally got my act together and found a girlfriend. Our first time was very romantic: all-night-long and candle-lit. We were in the shed at the bottom of her friend's garden. We stayed together for six years, but she came to her senses when I was 23.

The next chapter involved large sums of money, traveling all over the place, and no shortage of naughtiness, but that's a story for another time. Suffice to say I've become a hardened whiskey-drinking cynic in bad need of a good* woman to put him in line. Do you know anybody?

J.

* Bad girls also welcome.

About his ideal match

You should be able to whistle Paganini's 24th Caprice while doing the splits. Bonus points if you're under 5'5" and know what kinbaku is. And don't try to jump my bones on the first date. I am NOT your sex monkey. Seriously though, don't hesitate to contact me first.

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